Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Read this post with high speed.
Me: Hi doctor...
Doc: Teay Ning Ann is it? Sit sit..
Doc: What happen?
Doc: Got fever?
Me: ... Er...
Doc: *Stuck thermometer into my ear* Nevermind I check. *Pulls out thermometer* Hm no fever..yet.
Doc: *Points torchlight at my nostrils* Hm nose blocked.
Doc: *Stuck wooden stick into my mouth* Say AA....
Doc: oh got red.. soar throat..
Doc: I will give you medication for your cough..flu..throat..something for your nose..and take antibiotic..
*Scribble scribble on the screen* dunsleepunderthefan...noaircondalso..drinkmorewatersleepandrest....
Doc: want mc?
Me: .... no...
This whole conversation lasted about 2 min or less.
I wonder did he manage to look at me for a second or not.
The next thing was...RM65 flew out of my purse and a bag full of ill-tasting candies and syrup followed me home.
Jo said the man inside the clinic is not a doctor..he's just someone with the license to give you drugs.
I think he knew what to give me right after I said the word "flu"..the other diagnosis steps are just procedures.
2 mins = RM65... Doctors just go open your own clinic...good money.