Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. Jilly Cooper
- I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
- Mother Teresa (1910 - 1997)
Mickey Rooney (1920 - )
- Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788 - 1860)
- If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.
- Emerson Pugh
- I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
- Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
- Nikita Khrushchev (1894 - 1971)
- All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)