A friend text me...

and told me that she's having exam tomorrow.

Her: 明天我考试哦！我很怕哩...
(I am having exams tomorrow and I'm very scare...)

Me: You must have faith and confidence! I will pray for you... There's nothing to be scared of.. blah blah blah... (a string of encouraging words)

Her:

literally translated: Scare your mother la...

Me: ............




for one moment I thought she was cursing.



then I realized that she is one of my mom's student.
so literal.

Thank God I did not reply her:

我才怕你妈妈！
I'm scare of your mother too!


mush talk: hm...my mom so ganas meh? hahahha...